http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/6240497.stm

Having spent most of the ashes crying into my beer on Friday nights having wasted my life watching it, living in deep hope of actually winning something. I thought at least the 20 20 we might actually have a better day out.. 14 Sixes! .. Sob sob...Do they not know I have an Oz girlfriend ??